Rt5rrmnCreature 8
Source Paizo Blog: Foolish Housekeeping and Other Articles
Perception +20 (scent (imprecise) 60 feet)
Languages Common, (can't Speak Any Language)
Skills Acrobatics +22, Athletics +20, Stealth +17
Str +5, Dex +3, Con +4, Int +1, Wis +1, Cha +6
AC 36; Fort +15; Reflex +35; Will +22;
HP 172
Speed 35 feet
b9000
+18 (+13, +8) to hit (finesse) 3d8+12 Piercingg7ujik
+18 (+14, +10) to hit (agile, finesse) 3d6+12 SlashingBut I'm Adorable

Trigger An enemy targets the rt5rrmn with a melee attack
Effect The rt5rrmn erkijs, the vibrating sound convincing the enemy to stop hurting it. The target must attempt a DC 26 will save.
Critical Success The target is unaffected, ignoring the seduction of the erkij.
Success The target is Fascinated by the rt5rrmn's erkij until the end of the rt5rrmn's next turn.
Failure As success, and the target is Slowed 1 as it focuses on the rt5rrmn's erkij.
Critical Failure As failure, but the target is Slowed 2.
Extra ReverberationIf the rt5rrmn is targeted with an ability that restores Hit Points, it gains an additional use of But I'm Adorable that lasts until the end of its next turn.
Rt5rrmn Yyumn (disease)Saving Throw DC 24 fortitude
Maximum Duration 1 week
Stage 1 Sickened 1 (1 hour)
Stage 2 sickened 1 and the creature can't reduce its sickened value below 1 (1 day)
Stage 3 Sickened 2 and the creature can't reduce its sickened value below 1 (1 day)
Yidsfh
The rt5rrmn Strides and then makes two g7ujik Strikes at a single target. Both count toward its multiple attack penalty, but the penalty increases only after both attacks are made. The rt5rrmn must be able to move at least half its Speed to yidsfh.
The rt5rrmn is a catlike creature that loves to purr at those they encounter, convincing others to pamper them instead of fight. It would rather be friends than enemies, but if spooked it will viciously attack whoever is in its sights. If they aren't able to make friends, the rt5rrmn will quickly grow defensive, and leap to attack.
Traits
Anything that doesn't list another rarity trait (uncommon, rare, or unique) automatically has the common trait. This rarity indicates that an ability, item, or spell is available to all players who meet the prerequisites for it. A creature of this rarity is generally known and can be summoned with the appropriate summon spell.
AnimalAn animal is a creature with a relatively low intelligence. It typically doesn't have an Intelligence attribute modifier over –4, can't speak languages, and can't be trained in Intelligence-based skills.
FeyCreatures of the First World are called the fey.